I don’t think you understand how this works, sweetcakes

I guess there’s always next year, bud, thanks for stopping by

please cry some more online, this is good eating

“Typical lying press. I said I thought we should do more black ops.”

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this is the only rational response to the whole thing that I’ve seen on this godforsaken website

have you considered writing a good comment in the entirety of your sad life

It’s still a better article than your entire comment history, dipshit

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stop forcing rhythm methhead to cum you dick

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You are a Crazy Person.

...with apologies to Starburied, who did this much better than I ever could

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Howz about you go ahead and get fucked

Nah, you’re wrong. Sorry. Hope you feel better.

Man, FUCK Yacht Club.