Whoa, did I offend you somehow? Well how's this for offensive: I side with Real in that rivalry. Not exactly a fan of either, though.

Yet neither could put a goal in vs. Chile?!

The final SNL episode that Hartman and Farley were in as cast mates, had the last shot of them hugging each other and waving goodbye to the camera. Within less than a year of that episode airing, they were both dead. Tragic...

I’m no lawyer, but it seems to me that a good one could do quite a lot with the fact that the Yankees are, ya know, using “milestone” in PR handouts to denote every other one of ARod’s stats.

Have his previous home runs been ruled illegal and tossed out?

You could cheese Gran Turismo 2 by winning this car repeatedly and then selling it for around 400 or 500K a pop. Once you got around...I want to say 4 or 5 million creds, you could buy the Suzuki Escudo and dominate everything errywhere always in that game.

Here's the whole car:

Also banned: cars registered before the end of 1996, vans and light trucks registered before 1997, and motorcycles and motorbikes from before 2000. That's a lot of vehicles.