"Are we in Disneyland?"

@obedient.deviant: One quarter of losses after five years of industry leadership and they should just give up? You're nutty.

@SSgt Chyfine: Tiger... Bomb? Oh, I get it now! (KABOOM!)

I think the depraved asshole- er, prankster thought that they would blow up the box, setting bits 'o kitty flying everywhere. My suggestion would be to put the prankster in the box (compressing him to fit) and THEN detonate it.

Just remember, when you're getting the most intensely pleasurable orgasm you've ever had in your life, it was this homely fat man who gave it to you.

@PHXPhoto: It says "Don't be evil" went out the window when the site went big and its creators were pushed into the background. Sadly, there's been signs of this for a while now... the recent waffle on net neutrality offered ample proof that "don't be evil" is no longer the way the company does business.

@PHXPhoto: You can question the government all you like, and you can even question taxes, but in the end, you still have to pay 'em. The roads still have to be built. The kids still have to be educated. That's not going to change, and neither is the need for money to fund these projects.

@HIcycles: Clearly not, because as evidenced by this article, the people in higher income brackets who are expected to pay don't. Maybe 40% is too high, but 3.2% is much, much too low.

It's your patriotic duty to pay taxes. If you love your country as much as you'd like others to believe, you would pay the funds necessary to make it operate. It's as simple as that. The roads don't get repaired and the schools don't stay open through wishes and fairy dust... it takes money to make all that happen,…

See, the thing is that his new MacBook isn't cheap... not by a long shot. So he's not being hypocritical; just a smug douche with an inflated sense of self-worth.

Yeah, this guy fucked Compute! all to hell, so I'll be pouring that 40 down my own throat.

@DonLuc: But you also get Emperor Jobs' new clothes in the package!

God, ain't that the truth. Facebook has an uncanny knack for turning normally reasonable people into raging shitheads. That goes double for people who don't understand how the site or technology in general works.

This guy can fuck the fuck right off. This egregious abuse of power is precisely why nobody trusts law enforcement.

Super soaker recharge!

@kaffeen: And a smoothie, no less! Bubba was right... you really CAN turn shrimp into anything!

@Frostedflakes13: I'm saying he should have let the law handle this. If someone was *raping* his daughter, brute force would have been an acceptable response, but torturing someone over a sexy message can only be described as the act of a sadist. I'll bet this asshole speaks exclusively in the language of violence,…

This is a nation of laws, not wreckless, self-serving vigilante justice. Enjoy prison, shithead.

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I totally disagree with Miyamoto about this. I love a crisp, clean picture and abhor any attempts to smudge away the rough edges. I have a lot of classic game consoles but I rarely use them, not only because it's cumbersome to pull them out of the shed but because they look lousy on an LCD television. I greatly…