It's got a friggin' MIDI port. Oh, too awesome. I am five kinds of there... even when I get sick of the game, I can make sweet music (well, some kind of music) on my PC.

So you should buy a Wii if you already own an Xbox 360, but you shouldn't buy a Wii if you own a Playstation 3? Did Michael Pachter write this?

@Sigma_Silver: Was that from that awful Superman vs. Brainiac film, where they made Lex Luthor fruitier than Carmen Miranda singing showtunes? Ugh, that was a disaster!

@PudgiesJockeyGivesTheRideOfYou...: Vietnam... when even Chinese slave labor isn't cheap enough.

@lpmiller: The systems are fixable with about five dollars' worth of parts, but they're a bear to open. I broke off so many clasps trying to get to the motherboard... so many clasps!

Twin STICK shooting action on the PSP? Not unless they're making a new model.

@Zorantor: Whoops, you're right. My bad!

Yeah, speed isn't everything. Having said that, it could make a big difference in performance, especially if this new machine is cracked for homebrew. Finally, emulators on a Nintendo system that don't run like crap!

Funny, back in the GameCube days Nintendo was whoring this character out like a half-starved pimp. Remember Fight Night and NBA Street?

@Ligerbusa: I'll get my camera. Hope you like stretch marks!

@ostartero: It would, but you'd be tarred and feathered for saying it in this context. Hooray for double standards!

Mark Ecko's Getting Up for about two bucks, new, at K-Mart. Odd thing is that it's actually a pretty decent game, especially for the price. Doesn't excuse Ecko's pissy attitude, though.

So does that mean after playing all 1001 games, I can die?

@DreamSequence: It doesn't, and Bobby Kotick.

Hey, does anyone have pictures of all the Lionhead Studios logos that flash on the screen when you first boot up Fable 2? They go by so fast that you don't even get a chance to properly examine them all. I'm pretty sure I saw a cartoon lion with his tongue sticking out, though.

Yeah, fuck this. Maybe America could, you know, adapt to modern trends rather than using our money to prop up dying industries. AGAIN.

@bobtheduck in Korea: Sure would make ME feel better! You just know these mofos are going to appeal the lawsuit from fisherman living in the area and shrink it down to a pittance, just like Exxon did in 1989.

@General Chase: Baby Slayer: You know, there used to BE a gas station called Gulf. Too bad it wasn't responsible for this... the irony would be delicious.

Now THAT'S what I call a top kill!