Morrissey: "We hate it when our friends become successful."

Under the Cowboy — the sequel to Brokeback Mountain.

Best IASIP episode ever.

And they get moldy inside!
http://www.goodhousekeeping…

"… an assassin channeling Helena from Orphan Black by way of Natasha Lyonne."
Or a grown-up version of Linda Manz in Days of Heaven.
https://www.youtube.com/wat…

I can hear the Nashville connection, in that most country songs today sound like the lyricist is checking items on a list — "cowboy hat, yup, pickup truck, got it, blue jeans, yeah, sixpack of beer, I'm done," and this piece of crap sounds like an attempt to apply the same method to pop music.

He Man will bring back the love:
https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Maybe she's projecting her own daddy issues into the song.

She keeps talking about Harry Chapin in the present tense. If it's any consolation, Kathleen, dude's been dead for 35 years.

"I did a business."

"I did a business."

I can see the blurbs:

Those pants wouldn't fool anybody. The red paint is too bright to be believed.

Now that Key and Peele have hung up their cleats, Comedy Central may pick up on this.

"Ilana is a couple of years younger than Abbi…"
Is that canon, as the kids say these days? Because to me Ilana looks several years older but acts like she's fourteen. I'd love to see a flashback episode that shows how they met and became friends.

Take a card, any card…

They already did this. It's called Black-ish.

At first I thought it was a reference to Lenny Bruce's "A Perverse Act" bit, but it wasn't, really. I guess pissing in the sink is just something that happens sometimes. http://texantales.com/2014/…

Gotta love Cristin Milioti for making Sirena's voice so obnoxiously Jersey and adorable at the same time.

No shame, bro. You were alive in the 90s and had two ears connected to a heart.