You are telling me! I am a New Hampshirite who has to vote by absentee ballot this year and I am so bummed that I am missing all these events! Michelle was in Manchester! Warren! Bernie! Hillary!

I don’t see why there would be any. By the time Hillary was Sec. of State, and using a server that Wikileaks could get documents from, her rancour over losing the nomination was over or she wouldn’t have accepted the position. They might not have been great friends but I don’t see why HC would have anything good or…

Barack and Hillary seem to genuinely like and admire each other, so I’m assuming she and Michelle get along, too.

Right before the debates, when Trump had essentially pulled even, I ranted/pleaded for Hillary to step up her game. I was incredulous that despite her experience and resources, she couldn’t take Trump down. I really thought she and her campaign were blowing it.

“In her office at Brooklyn, very-much-alive Hillary waits dreaming.”

I love Michelle Obama so much. She’s so graceful and smart and badass. I’m sad that they’re leaving. *sobs*

Clinton’s confidence has swelled as we near the end this brutal (hellacious, I’ve nearly lost the will to live)

Oh, he’s so 80s it isn’t even funny. The 80s were his golden years and he conducts his entire life like it’s 1987. I’m sure he jerks off to “Wall Street”.

I honestly think a lot of rich people outright get off on it. Like they think the rest of us are losers for not doing this.

He does know that being president requires a lot of actual work, right?

And who the hell talks about “making deals” and “doing deals” every other sentence? I don’t hear other businessmen speaking that way. I was thinking maybe they did that in the early 80s...yeah, he sounds like an 80s B movie about sleazy businessmen.

No need to reanimate him, Ken Starr’s very much alive and in need of a job after being fired for spending the last several years covering up sexual assaults at Baylor. 

My money’s on Gloria Allred filing defamation suits against him on Monday on behalf of the two accusers she represents. Nothing like standing in front of a national audience calling a private citizen a liar for daring to confirm actions to which you have already admitted to constitute grounds for defamation.

May I add the word “REPEATEDLY” to your last sentence. This is so far beyond fucked up, that I actually said out loud, at work, “This is really fucked up.”

He is not a monster, just a man that really screwed up and has been paying in many ways.”

I don’t see “being hit by a car” anywhere on this list, Bobby. smdh

I see a fatal flaw in this plan.

Honey? Have you seen my key to the Internet?... It's a card... It has a little gold thing thing on it. Someone wrote on it in Sharpie... I don't know why they wrote on it... Yes, that does seem like an odd thing to do. Please, honey, focus. Have you seen it? It's importa... No, I'm not being short with you....…

But they were all of them deceived, for another card was made....