@wreath of lights: Sounds like the perfect landing place for just such a "gift".

@wreath of lights: Stuffed moose had a remote, wireless nanny cam inside it!

@immolite: All it takes is one person to take up the dare and the line has performed its function. Sad, really. *Creepy* and sad.

@sean68: I love this idea, and was impressed with the scoring process results for my resume— they seemed fair and accurate.

@MsM: Remember, she's as generous and giving as Jesus, and she just wants the audience to know that.

@Shini: R.O.A.C.H.: I'll bet all the drivers carry those chains with them, and are well-versed in the art of mounting said chains on the multi-axle, giant-wheeled buses. Because the unions would never frown on that sort of thing.

@cellardoor: Aw, man, I am so sorry. I hope that whatever adult idiot that said that will now realize that kids hear *everything*. I hope these are not people with whom you spend a lot of time, "friends" or no.

@Fridge Hussy: A Hussy Re: Fridges!: My husband will purposely annoy me by singing lines from songs that pertain to whatever situation we're dealing with (i.e., after a fight, "You've Lost That Loving Feeling"). I find it very passive aggressive and I usually have to get far away from him.

@xuatastic: That sounds like my mother's husband, who strives to be funny but always ends up falling flat. We try to be polite about it.

@sicboi: I live in the Northeast (NYS). I grew up in a 100-year-old house and live in a 70+ year-old house. Any house I've ever been in around here have either poured, block, or dry laid stone foundation, no matter when they were built. Nothing to do with war, has to do with storage (wood, coal, root vegetables), as…

10.) Lynne and Frank Curtin, Orange County.....While the Curtins have yet to formerly file for bankruptcy,

Star Trek: TOS. My dad worked 3rd shift, and for some reason, I was up very late one night (reruns @ 11 pm) as a small child —maybe 4 or 5 years old? So, 1974 or '75. I clearly remember watching the Tribbles episode and thinking "More. I want to see more!"

"Our bodies are being kept alive by machines!"

@Unknown2U: Agreed. I'm happy to see Chris Parnell getting his just desserts after being unceremoniously dumped from SNL. I*love* his voice work on "Archer". I think he'll be getting more work as he gets older— he's got a sort of wise, benevolent thing going on, and a fantastic voice.

@diredesire: Her?

@thePrototype: Are you documenting your finds with a digital camera? How's the bungalow restoration going? Enjoy, and go slow! :-)

@improprietary: There's always money in the banana stand.

@thePrototype: In slowly repainting the built-ins installed in the 60s in our house, we noticed that the builder/homeowner very nicely signed and dated each piece as it was installed (usually on the lower horizontal edge of cabinet doors). Nice to have history!

@bob_d: No relation to "Yesterday's Jam", then?

@Susan B.: I wanna know what she did about the purse situation. Wallet, all her IDs, miniature version of her life in there? Is that something you even bother reporting to the police, or do you just say "mugger" and cancel all your credit cards?