This is my grandmother, who lived in house in the woods with my grandpa. He was an awesome woodsman and made friends with everyone. Photo taken in Neversink, NY (where NYC water comes from!)

Meh. I fall asleep (female) and he gets up and walks around the house. We've been doing it this way for 20+ years, so....YMMV

@92BuickLeSabre: "But there are plenty of legitimately non-geek girls."

@illseeyouinanotherlifewhenwear...: Right, because she wasn't around to save him from himself. S'totally her fault, you guys.

@Log1c: Duh, they used Ice-9 or Tripolidine or Artifact Sugar in the gas tank!

@uglyMood: I wonder if there's beer on the sun.

@Mandre: But, yeah, poor girl. Too bad. If only some kind celebrity would take pity on her and you know, pay for her medical costs to have a decent standard of living.

Now respectable publications will no longer have to photochop models into looking slender and graceful. This girl can model anything— bizarre knee and elbow angles, unnaturally long torsos, missing thigh muscles, the oddly foreshortened hands and feet.

I think I saw this in "Overboard". In 1987.

Only 182 sq. feet, but he has a 37" tv.

Merlin and Zarella look a lot different on the poster than I remember them from "Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders."

@Skarl: Hysterical comment, works on so many different levels. I know it ruins it to call out your comment like this, but I just wanted to know you gave me a good chortle for early on a Sunday morning.

Maybe with the 'reset' of sorts, Beverly isn't actually a villain in this alternate timeline.

Maybe it's time to start child-free airline flights. I bet some folks would pay extra to have no one under 15 on their flight.

I instantly thought of "Ginger Rogers, dancing just as beautifully as Fed Astaire, backwards and in high heels" when I saw this.

@Jason Leidich: Your cat must be ecstatic.

@ereck: At least JohnnyricoMC doesn't have to share the allotted DVR space. My husband and I "share", 75/25, and Yours Truly had to teach him how. I get the pittance portion for my magnanimity.

If he were really hardcore he would have tattooed the proposal above the neckline.

I was waiting for Allison or Jo to say "We have to nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

Han was shot first.