@VivienneDarkbloom: I'm sure it will be a long-lasting marriage, filled with compassion and patience and realizing that things aren't always perfect.

@ronpandolfi: I was wondering the same thing....not useful on an exterior window, and on an interior window, what happens when you want to clean it? I suppose it *is* pre-soaped, for your convenience.

@mikesperry: When I was ass't manager of an indep. college textbook store, the manager made us recycle the boxes from receiving to buyback. Some of those boxes got *returned* to us from Missouri or Nebraska and never looked strong enough to carry socks, let alone 70 lbs of microeconomics texts.

@shananigans is living in the moment: And here I thought "The kids are alright".

@zombies.like.lattes.too: Read lots of articles about folks who are losing their homes, are applying for food stamps, have zero health coverage, and end up living with relatives for a POV change. Appreciate what you *do* have until you take the steps to have something different.

@Matthew Weflen: Splayed like the hip of a double-jointed cocker spaniel!

@Raven Riley: I keep wondering if perhaps the limited desk space forces you to be neater. I had a multi-level desk and it was *always* covered in stuff.

@quatrevingtquatre: It's definitely 20o9's Word of the Year (okay, Phrase of the Year). Pain meds and alcohol may not make much sense when strung together, but they are HUGELY entertaining.

@rainbrain: I can't stop watching. It's the one vice in which I can indulge and still feel that "I am better than *you* on any given day" (impersonal reality-show you, not rainbrain you).

@closetalker11: I never saw shugger do that before.

@EmilyGoGo: Maybe that's what John Mayer meant by "sexual napalm".

Hey, looks like Dr. Nick had a practice in the 70s...

@The_International_Poise_Conspi...: Thank goodness for these special shoes, designed to be anti-slip.

@Blodwynn: Hair up, hair down.

@misapostrophe: Maybe it's intended to convey the idea of "blending in" (camo<— camouflage). However, I agree with you: hate the word.

We're stuck with a workshy goldbricker who has a tidy, dust-free work station. She has all that time to keep her area nice because the other four people in the organization do her work. Her favorite saying is "I'm so busy." And thanks to her level of non-effort, our grant is not being renewed and we're all looking…

I hope two little girls get to grow up knowing their father.

@velcrosneakers: Soy loco por los cornballs!

@Queenjulie: I'm wincing on your behalf.

@GoodBadNotEvil: If he's the gold digger, does it matter if he's not well endowed, as claimed by Kate? Would a female famewhore not care about fleshly (fleshy?) pursuits?