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Clearly both pitching staffs had been secretly replaced with members of the Minnesota Twins.

Welp, looks like I’m putting my 401k on the O’s tonight. How can I lose???

Counterpoint: No.

I have enough pieces of cast iron, I don’t need this.
I have enough pieces of cast iron, I don’t need this.
I have enough pieces of cast iron, I don’t need this.
I have enough pieces of cast iron, I don’t need this.
I have enough.....

I have enough pieces of cast iron, I don’t need this.
I have enough pieces of cast iron, I don’t need this.
I have…

Well, that flopped.

Finally have a working Internet connection after a 20 day outage. So Overwatch. Lots of Overwatch.

I recognize that glow on their faces. They totally feel asleep while watching HGTV.

Why not just play it on PC, it’s 4 dollars and will run on a potato.

I’m surprised the winner wasn’t Teamy McTeamface.

I like Jose Bautista quite a bit, but apparently I like him getting punched in the face even more.

C’mon, it was just a stroke of bad luck.

I'm getting a cramp just thinking about it.

You should have waved off that comment before hitting publish.

Too soon dude. Your going to be drowning in hate messages.

Fuck the Olympics.

Well this whole enterprise is going swimmingly.