Pretty fantastic, really. My candidate won.

“Escorts.” <drops mic>

Hushpuppies are badass with a nice lobster roll or a piece of battered cod, but they don’t belong anywhere near the same plate as beef brisket or smoked hot links. Also, a fine-diced mayo coleslaw with fresh cilantro and lime served ice cold on a hot summer day is a revelatory experience .

I’ve been using Spotify Premium for over a year now, and I’m never going back. My wife and I love it. I’m excited to try something new next month: we’re taking a road trip from Texas to Boston with our three boys (I know - kill me, right), and I’m taking our recently acquired Amazon Echo Dot and a 4G wireless hotspot.…

Detroit over Dallas? Fuck you for breathing.

Is this because your local Redbox’s only copy of Pitch Perfect 2 was checked out? Good news: the Walgreens at 52 E 14th near Gawker HQ has it. You should definitely snag that and a bottle of Boone’s Farm on the way home. Get shit-faced and get your estrogen on tonight. Invite some friends over for a sing-along. That…

This is correct.

Step 1: Equip Strong with Grognak’s Axe.
Step 2: Reevaluate your list.

That's awesome. I have always renamed Frog "Glenn" since my second of 20 or so playthroughs.

Two-way tie:

1. Defeating the assclown Dalton and getting Epoch back with wings attached that let you fly anywhere on the map.

2. The first time (my second playthrough) when I saved Lucca's mom from the machine.

Question: At what point did Dez have possession of the football? Was it before he went to the ground (which most people would conclude was the case by his taking of three steps with the ball)? If so, and he had then been stripped or had otherwise lost the ball, would it have been ruled a fumble?

I purchased RE4 on no fewer than four consoles. It's still amazing ten years later.

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Goddamned college kids. Ditching classes and power-leveling like a ma'fucka.

I look forward to playing a good Redskins team this year. I'm not sure which of our clubs has the longer odds out of the gate, but rest assured that in any game that you play against the Eagles or the Vagiants, I'll be rooting for the Skins. And please know that it's 98% to do with the bullshit political pressure to…

A glass-top table.

I'm frankly surprised that no one has voiced the same enduring concern that I have had about this franchise since 2005 when KH2 came out: every sequel since then has been on a goddamned handheld device (which I don't care about)! I dug in my heels and refused to play anything KH-related until Square-Enix got off of…