Well, if they have charged her, she won’t have to ever pay bail or legal fees because this is already happening. He is only one of many who have offered.

Noted Fashion Photographer Nigel Barker?

I have a friend who was in Hole for a short stint, and she definitely had lots of sex with Dave Grohl back when the two bands were intertwined for awhile. No great stories, all she says is he’s a considerate, competent guy in the sack and was pretty much horny 24/7 back then. She has lots of batshit stories about…

Can...you just give us the answers?

Here’s a couple gleaned from my 30 years driving rock stars around.

HOW IS BABBY FORMED? HOW GIRL GET PREGNANT?

How many times can it be said that if you can afford to eat out, you can fucking afford to tip? Not enough times, apparently. Jeebus. I love to tip. I loooooove it. I feel frickin' righteous about it. Sometimes, I tip my barista FIFTY percent, btw, even though she or he has spent a mere 60 seconds on my dirty chai tea…

Tim Burton directing a film with a script written by the guy responsible for inflicting the dialogue of Transformers on us. There is no way in hell I...this film looks so...fuck it...I might get so stoned and go see this.

Can't we just always love each other and everybody in the world?'