It would be better to use actual Mortal Kombat characters period and not these stupid as shit one off movie characters

Meh, never been a huge Jason fan. I think considering an Evil Dead TV series is coming out soon, Ash Williams would be a better horror-themed guest character. Add Bruce Campbell with a wee bit of voiceover and you've got some gold!

I hope she doesn't lose a set throughout.

Are you my mummy?

I must never let the girlfriend see that picture.

You guys see any Axe body spray on this list? No? Well then, STOP FUCKING BATHING YOURSELF IN IT BEFORE YOU LEAVE THE HOUSE!

Sex positivity: it's a thing! Yay things!

Objectifying women/consuming material that objectifies women in a public place is, in my experience, not at all uncommon. And giving zero fucks about it always seems, to me, like an act of hostility. It's certainly nothing worthy of respect.

Dude is my hero.

And those of us who enjoy the finer things? Well we'll just be over here. Drinking gin.

I agree. The outfit is AMAZING but her face just doesn't match at all. Like... I don't see Ashe, I see an Asian female in an Ashe outfit.

That's okay. I don't want to.

I want to fart on this guy after a week of eating nothing but pepperoni and dried fruit.

But it's the two BEST worlds!

So her AA meeting ended early what's the problem here?

AGREED. Give the dude some scruff please.

I played for 24 hours straight.

Oh yes. They call those guys "buddyfuckers". They are basically like predators, laying in wait for the husband to deploy, then they lay the moves. I am so glad I was completely not involved in that culture when I was in the military. I spent most of my time playing WoW and dating on match.com. Sad, but better…