Sheryl... you’re the queen of Meta, it’s impossible not to get your precious reputation splattered with a bit of Meta’s massive pile of shit.

“Reminder that” blah blah blah.

And as always, fuck Lindsay Graham.

Two amazing things here

In before the trolls:

Freakin’ awesome. I love this thing.

Freakin’ awesome. I love this thing.

Pretty sure the naked guy is Senator Rick Scott. 

What’s funny is that the original Captain Marvel serial is known to be one of the best serials ever made.

This administration has always been really shitty with their cover-ups.

I sense some Assassin’s Creed: Odyssey cross promotion here. Are you sure this isn’t a marketing stunt? /s

Maine woman here. And no, we’re not waiting on her at all. She’s done. My prediction is she’s going to do what she did with Betsy DeVos. Vote yes to get her out of committee and then vote no. But that won’t matter because it’ll just bring it to Pence for a tie. It’s a way of playing both sides. We’re on to her and…

This is a white lashing to secure white greedy corruption with Christian authority for the next 40 years. Say goodbye to your rights in America if you’re a minority or a woman. Unless you vote Blue in November!!!

I recommend this low-tech alternative:

I recommend this low-tech alternative:

I just made a snap decision to buy this gauntlet. For my kid, of course.

The number one responsibility of a father is to embarrass their child as much as possible. Carry on, Alec.

That’s the sign I made for my boyfriend! I figured we weren’t dealing with high IQ individuals, so keep it short and to the point. 

One of my uncles used to put it, “I’d rather see my sister in a whorehouse than see a brother on a Harley.”

White people: come get your girl. Holy shit do we not have time for this nonsense.

Well, here’s one dipshit who doesn’t fucking get it at all.