I had a friend tell me that she didn't like a local institution of a restaurant because they "had no vegetarian options." This restaurant is known for their BACON CHEESEBURGERS.

I read a Google review the other night where the lady complained that when she asked about vegan options for breakfast tacos (yes the super popular breakfast tacos here in Austin, land of the hipsters) the person told her "You can do potato and cheese" or something like that and that was only the tip of her complaint.…

The best yelp review the cafe I worked at got was a 2 star review that said the service was fine but: "I couldn't concentrate on my homework because the baristas laughed and sang too much."