It’s Selena, not Selina.

Darn it!! We could have had a brief but exciting internet trade off. You were supposed to come back with “Take one down?” and we rip off a whole verse of the thing as a question. And now, as quickly as it started, it is over. Cest La Vie my friend, cest la vie.

99 bottles of beer?

As a potato farmer (seed potatoes specifically) I would just like to add a few things:

I’m glad that the law has finally stopped looking the other way with this bullshit.

Pretty wild that Stormfront can’t find a single fucking grammar nazi.

The water was “confused.”

“He said Dada today, three times!”

Mrs. Trump, any words?

Sadly, animal heaven is just a zoo in human heaven.

Actually look closer. It says “made america hate again”. I think it’s a publicity stunt.

Like, half the staff of Jez just got fired for no discernible reason (except for C.A. Pinkham, which, good riddance.) They don’t have great job security.

Chering is caring.