It’s Selena, not Selina.

I recently visited my girlfriend’s aunt, uncle and her nephews - the kids are the only ones who play video games in their whole family so I have a pretty good rapport with them. We’re sitting there chatting about stupid little kid stuff (they’re 9 and 11) and they start talking about bashing Jews and laughing about…

lol lay off the vodka Boris.

Darn it!! We could have had a brief but exciting internet trade off. You were supposed to come back with “Take one down?” and we rip off a whole verse of the thing as a question. And now, as quickly as it started, it is over. Cest La Vie my friend, cest la vie.

99 bottles of beer?

As a potato farmer (seed potatoes specifically) I would just like to add a few things:

I’m glad that the law has finally stopped looking the other way with this bullshit.

Pretty wild that Stormfront can’t find a single fucking grammar nazi.

The water was “confused.”

“He said Dada today, three times!”

Mrs. Trump, any words?

Treat him like a regular white guy

It would be rather fitting for Kanye’s career to come to end for speaking through a wire.

Sadly, animal heaven is just a zoo in human heaven.

Actually look closer. It says “made america hate again”. I think it’s a publicity stunt.

The epilogue was actually, I think, the most important part of the series. In a way, throughout the entire run, Harry Potter had been searching for a father. He had a father who wasn’t there (james) and one that never told him any secrets (Dumbledore), one who cared but showed him no affection (Snape) and one who…

Like, half the staff of Jez just got fired for no discernible reason (except for C.A. Pinkham, which, good riddance.) They don’t have great job security.

Chering is caring.