I’m more upset by the fact that they didn’t go with “Uncle Drewniverse.” RIGHT THERE, LOU.

Counterpoint: the Uncle Drew ads are fine.

There you go. Nice find.

He’s the COO of a company that makes soft helmets for flag football players.

Ha! I had a few classes with Hanie back in the day. Really nice guy, actually attended and participated in class every day (which is pretty rare for a starting QB, let alone anyone on a football team).

“Small-time bookies?!?!?! Finally! They’re the perfect size for my tiny hands! Look, Eric, I’m READING A BOOK.”

Isn’t his defense that he was having a threesome and the other person didn’t complain?

they got what they all deserved for ordering papa johns and pizza hut

Anyone who is complaining that a poorly shaped Pizza Hut pizza “ruined” their Valentine’s Day has an extremely different values system than I do.

Anyone that lives in a decent size city and orders Papa John’s, Domino’s, etc. over independent joints deserve what they get. Most cities have a decent pizza place, no one should ever have to subject themselves to this shit...

This season has always felt kind of like a prelude to a Pens-Caps playoff showdown for the East,

Ugh. Do we really need more Tom Brady posts?

Jeremy Jacobs 100 percent gave the OK on this just to save a couple hundred thousand dollars.

Seriously though:

Brian Flynn out 8 weeks. The barn is listed as hay-to-day.

Yeah, my heart burns for you guys, too.

You know what’s going to happen when you raise wages though? A couple of unintended consequences:

I don’t know.

Don’t forget that Petraeus was actually convicted of doing what Hillary Clinton was merely accused of doing.

If Gen. Petraeus is selected as the new national security adviser, he will have to notify his probation officer within 72 hours.