if it smells like wet dog, yes

This is why we watch sports. These moments of pure joy summoned from the almost impossible artistry being conducted on the field. In moments like this, we can forget the drudgery of being an international super model, we can ignore the pulsing anxiety node in our brain that says hey you have to email the crown prince…

I’d question the tight ends first......

I feel for your pain. And I’m going to try to say this in the nicest way possible, but ... he wasn’t the entire country’s father.

Do you know why I remain a Patriots fan Drew? Because of my father. I lived in Maine my entire childhood and teenage years. I remember the shit years, the years where Velcro on the gloves wouldn’t have helped the receivers make catches. For years we were the butts of the NFL. Then suddenly Mo Lewis knocks out Bledsoe…

I’m not getting paid for these.

This is a really horrible take.

Welcome to Trump’s America, where even the black guy who’s successful is White.

You root for some random ass teams.

The boos for Goodell were a salve on this wound.

Some so-called referee should’ve called that play back and given the ball to the Patriots. No reason. It’s just that America is patriotic, not falconetic.

It’s called alternate geography. Places are no longer bound only to where they’re supposed to be. That’s called freedom and you’re welcome.

With soccer the one thing you always have to be focused on is kicking the ball as hard as you can whenever it get anywhere near you. My question is, under new management, will these guys be able to do the one thing that matters in soccer: kicking the ball as hard as you possibly can whenever you have the chance.

I love when people double down on bad takes.

Poop in the urinal. Proof below

I’m sure the USDA will subsidize his contract.

No article about Peter Crouch is complete without one of the best goals I’ve ever seen. Goal kick to wondergoal in 3 passes — and the ball never touches the ground.

Please. Antoine Walker got 4 quarters in two minutes riding the T.