He was fined $93 AND got sent to Florida?! Penalties are getting so much harsher than they have to be.

His name is Jason Pierre Paw.

This is more accurate than you may realize. The overlap of Sacramento residents who A) want an MLS team, and B) consider their city a “fine” one, is indeed likely only in the double-digits.

Steve Bannon looks like Philip Seymour Hoffman - now.

Shoulda taken a beat, removed the USC shirt, and had another USC shirt underneath

They make products that use awesome materials. That’s it. awesome materials that absorb/wick away sweat, keep you warm, are comfortable to wear. The designs are all done by a blind chicken. Because that stuff looks straight out of the Walmart clearance aisle.

That was the whole part of that story. You liked the story.

Mrs. Buttersworth goes in the pantry because she knows what she did.

I think this is pretty insensitive of Mr. Harbaugh to perform a pencil dive. There is already enough lead in Michigan’s water.

Me reading your comment: “What about Tim Dunc — oh... yeah, sounds about right.”

Everybody hates Long Island because Long Island is a detestable place.

Let’s not obfuscate here, the trip from Long Island is pretty easy.

However, the absolute lack of any promotion for the Islanders in the city is puzzling. I’m a 15 minute walk from Barclay’s and I often forget the team even plays there.

“Well you don’t have to rub it in.”

It says a lot when a guy who lost $100 million on Mitt Romney decides not to invest in you.

You’re not the only one who hasn’t been right since a workout in 2005...

I love Dan and hope he enjoys his week off.

This is all very unfair to poor Sage Steele. She makes it clear it’s not herself she’s worried about—it’s all the OTHER flyers (some of them immigrants too, by golly by gum!) who were being inconvenienced for whom Sage Steele’s heart wept. And all because some untidy and obstreperous liberals got a little upset about…

Imagine. You’re a middle-aged guy. Big fan of sport. Football? You fucking love it, and you have a deep knowledge of the game.

Too bad Antonio Brown wasn’t on hand to share video of the incidents.