I’m finally ready to admit that whenever I see USMNT the first thing that comes to mind is Ninja Turtles. This is my burden to carry.

With the hat, the glasses, and the beard, Der Commissar Murphy does resemble GRRM.

Carter has managed to remain a useful NBA player more than a decade past his prime.

“Replica......so he was never......Im going to be sick.”

It’s not Ravens Flock. A group of ravens is called an unkindness. Which is really just so fucking appropriate.

Bolt Shows Mettle, Won’t Meddle with Request for Metal Medal

Jam Man of Bolt Clan Slammed With Ban

Wow, that came out of the blue like a...a...uh

Fair enough. Re-written in American:

“Now, Wayne Rooney, that’s a haircut you could set your watch to, assuming it had one of those World Time functions.”

It will go down as the shortest-lived logo in sports history.

It was a logo that got biz-say! Consistently and thoroughly.

I, too, saw a movie once.

He got concussed while scrambling for a 3-9 team, that was down 24-3, on a play that didn’t even count.

Well, it’s like this: The NFL has this “color rush” thing they do on Thursday nights that features teams playing in solid-color pajamas. Last year, there was a problem with this in the Bills-Jets game, when they went all-red vs. all-green, turning the game into an interesting experience of “What the fuck is going…

If there’s one punter in the Hall of Fame, Hester belongs there. His bust in the Hall should be pointed away from the kickers with the head looking over his shoulder. Hester was the best, he belongs in the HoF.

This. The price of the stick isn’t really the problem (at least for Biebs), it’s just incredibly disrespectful to hack the stick like that in a rec game.

Maybe they just need a change of scenery.

Fuck