I was really hoping to see you in these comments and you did not disappoint

I thought Instagram was just Twitter for people who can't read

Other nominees of note include the phrase "I spill like grain from a bucket" and a man who, while getting a beej, focuses upon nothing but the passport slipping out of the woman's back pocket as she blows him

I appreciate the gesture, but I expect that this news will have NOFX on anyone's mood

Sorry, folks, but it'll take a lot for me to listen to anything but Rage Against the Machine today

Dead Kennedys: “California Gurls”
Joy Division: “Never Tear Us Apart”
The Grateful Dead: “Truck Yeah”
Sonic Youth: “Wild Thing”
The Rolling Stones: “Please Please Please Let Me Get What I Want”

Nine Inch Nails: “Closer to Free”
Pink Floyd: “Spirit in the Sky”
David Bowie: “Dancing Queen”
The Doors: “The Final Countdown”
Megadeth: “Give Peace a Chance”

Led Zeppelin: “I Wanna Be
Your Dog”

The Prodigy: “Light My
Fire”

Shuffle Thread, Ya Dig?

David Bowie: “Detroit Rock
City”

The Kinks: “Layla”

Pink Floyd: “Brick House”

King Crimson: “20th
Century Boy”

Van Halen: “Shout at the
Devil”

Ministry: “Jerry Was a
Racecar Driver”

Prince and the Revolution –
“1979”