These all look and sound amazing.

I didn’t get the impression that he thought the Jingle Bells card was genius. I got the impression that he was demonstrating how lame jingles were considered at the time.

I’ll eat a bunch of pickles and get some started for you.

You kids with your Netflix and hula hoops and Pac Man video games...

No life east of I-5, bro.

Are you comparing yourself to our Lord?

“I’m not snobby except when I’m buying luxury goods.”

Sounds like all the old-school Cameron jokers are getting...

You should see The Godfather Part III!*

I think I can help you out on this one. See, it’s funny because cameltoe sounds like mistletoe.

Who the fuck let this guy in here?

And such small portions.

Raping to Dizzy G—just like Jim Carey in Cable Guy.

Also, Laura Bush killed a guy.

Oh, nyce.

Mmmmmkay?

I like Bryce Dallas Howard. That is all.

I wish, helmet-head!

Well, in the US it’s a game for all us fellas who try to do what those ladies tell us.

Jokemons, please.