When I read your comment, I at first thought you were talking about Ron Swanson/Duke Silver.

I’d love to. Link?

Not gonna lie. I’m a little jealous. Especially if you have Bust a Move.

And a smoke monster!

I can’t remember if I ever got all the stars in Mario Galaxy.

For some reason, it wasn’t visible in the TV section for me, either.

I guess they’re like cock pushups.

Sure. I’d like un taco.

Jesus, Cowher. Cut your hair. It’s over.

I was under the impression that famous actresses, much like Kim Jong Un, do not poop and, therefore, do not require buttholes.

People from NYC also seem to be fond of telling you how it is back home.

Do you want to?

So, he’s Father John Pissty?

Come on now. There was hatred, bigotry, and violence on many sides at Pearl Harbor.

If you experience headaches, vomiting, double vision, or anal leakage, stop listening to Mickey. If problems persist, call a physician.

How is this possible???

If you swapped out Vince Vaughn for say, Matthew McConaughey, S2 would be much better. Vaughn just wasn’t quite right for the part.

Chris Hardwick is a goddamn treasure!

I have a friend who was acquaintances with Scott Baio about 10 years ago. He said that Scott got all kinds of free shit (clothing, mostly) and was always happy to share it with whoever was interested.

Or feed it after midnight.