Lol. Did I just witness a Kinja Psychotic breakdown?

After watching Darnold’s mediocre to bad 2017 season while ESPN continued to insist that this turnover-prone-terrible-footwork-unable-to hit-wide-open-swing-routes-on-a-consistent-basis QB was a sure prototypical NFL QB, I am beginning to believe that their criteria for “prototypical NFL QB” is “Tall White Guy from…

After watching Darnold’s mediocre to bad 2017 season while ESPN continued to insist that this turnover-prone-terrible-footwork-unable-to hit-wide-open-swing-routes-on-a-consistent-basis QB was a sure prototypical NFL QB, I am beginning to believe that their criteria for “prototypical NFL QB” is “Tall White Guy from…

After watching Darnold’s mediocre to bad 2017 season while ESPN continued to insist that this turnover-prone-terrible-footwork-unable-to hit-wide-open-swing-routes-on-a-consistent-basis QB was a sure prototypical NFL QB, I am beginning to believe that their criteria for “prototypical NFL QB” is “Tall White Guy from…

Meh. Kansas refused to shake hands with. Defense ( name of player), launched into his collar bone way after he threw the ball, and he also was getting man-handled after a tackle by Armstrong. I don’t mind it.

Oh look! A “Ill have sexual intercourse with your mom” joke! You’re not a tool at all!

There are certain things that you only have to do once that warrant a severe punishment. We dont let off murders with month-long jail sentences because they “never did it before”.

I first started watching baseball when Jose Lima had his only one semi-decent year with the Astros in 1998. I then assumed that he was up there with Greg Maddux, Tom Glavine, Randy Johnson, Pedro Martinez, etc. as one of the best pitchers in the game.

Your right. That is such a terrible act that the redsox should throw a fucking baseball at him for revenge.

Dipshit.

Anyone other words you would like me to look up in this riveting little dictionary exploration game you started? Chill out bud.

Here is “proof” (because apparently that world requires quotation marks)

Second in the league in turnovers, pedestrian field goal percentage, jacking up an abnormal amount of threes to pad his point average, leading the league in uncontested threes so he can pad his rebound stats, etc.

Oh, let’s also not forget that he…

The fact that Westbrook is probably going to win this years MVP is proof that the award is completely useless.

It’s really not alright. You shouldn’t fucking throw a baseball at someone for feeling “insulted”. That’s what violent criminals do.

Not before getting 34 fucking likes.

What is wrong with people?

Mixon committed a reprehensible act that evening. He deserves the punishment he got, and he deserves all the heat he is taking.

You do realize Molitor swung at him first right? And no, that’s not excusing Mixon, and that is not blaming the victim. There is nothing she could have done that would have justified what…

*conviently forgets the phantom deflection on gonzagas missed three point attempt that allowed them to get the ball back and make a three to give them the lead

Ah! I love a good fallacy of relative privation!

Bill Cowher actually did pretty fucking good considering the QB’s for the majority of his tenure were Mike Tomczak, Kordell Stewart, and Neil O donnel.

He gets Big Ben and wins the super bowl his second year.

Mike Tomlin has had a more talented team and Ben in his Prime and has the exact same number of super bowls,…

“Alabama and Florida had really good teams, so that means the other dozen are so are automatically better than everyone else! The SOUTHZ WILL RISE AGUN!”

Have you ever tried to park at a college campus you doofus?