Good points all, and among the reasons I tolerate it as long as I can, and then just leave the room, typically while making sure they know I’m pissed.

Are you fairly thin? If so, it’s totally normal to feel your abdominal aorta through your abdominal wall! If you’re worried, try to feel the width of the pulsations - an aneurysm would be worrying at >5 cm, but your aorta is a big vessel so smaller than that is okay.

Nooooo IUD do not “foster the yeast” and it cannot “stick to the strings.” No. Please do not perpetuate such silly tales.

I am still drunk. Cedar Ridge Wheat Whiskey is so good and soooooo smooth.

I do! I do! I’m up and en route to the bathroom 0.02 seconds after he’s extricated himself from me, tbh.

+1 for the post-bang bladder emptier. It works a charm for me.

pee almost immediately after sex

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