Imma let you finish, but I just can’t stop laughing at the WH spokesmoron getting softball questions from Fox News and refusing to deny the allegations.

I’m not sure if Buzzfeed gets the invite for this. Doing a good job deserves props but if we’re gonna keep it 100, they’re still white dudes and that presents certain cultural challenges. For starters they would need to be schooled in the rules and regs of proper cookout protocol and procedures. Also, I’m not giving…

I’m guessing it’s also a new pickup line for MAGAs trying to convert people over...

“Hey baby, do you have a racist bone in your body?”
“No”
“Do you want one?”

Has anyone ever admitted to having a racist bone in their bodies? Which bone is most likely to be infected with racism? Femur? Rib? Have medical professionals ever confirmed the existence of a racist bone? Is it possible to not have any racist bones, but maybe a prejudiced tendon? An ignorant muscle?

I admire Trump and his team’s ability to successfully push the narrative that supporting Trump = supporting America. It is so far removed from reality that having to explain it to someone is almost more trouble than it is worth. 

“If the image of someone getting rid of books makes you angry, you have clearly never tried to pack up books for a move.”

Um, moved my book collection four separate times? Packing and moving books is not all that different from moving kitchenware or furniture.

Not enough stars for this! Thank you!

Although, in fairness, it’s true that Andre the Giant was by all accounts very sweet. #NoTallMen

With a side of SELF DEFENSE?

I don’t know if Gillette razors cut into hair better than other razors, but nothing cuts into a person better than the truth.

What’s next, Turtle Wax telling me to treat others like I’d like to be treated...with a nice thin coat of wax?

“Be responsible and accountable.”

Totally Agree. And for an ad - it was well rounded - showing that it’s #NotAllMen (another favorite rallying cry of dipshits).

It’s like the Million Moms (I think? It’s been a hot minute) getting all up in arms about the biracial Cheerios ad.

Pretty much this.

“of course the malignantly masculine personalities, both public and private, that grow mad at anything possible, piled on to this highly visible expression of, well, brand solidarity. Piers Morgan, for instance, doesn’t like the ad and neither does James Woods. CNBC points out that hundreds of thousands of people have…

The McChicken is empirically superior

I worked at McDs for four years when I was in high school. And black people, at least the ones in my area, fucking love filet o fish. It was filet o fish meal with orange hi-c. Just my little anecdotal bullshit.