My response to him there: “Fuck you.”

Those few of us who watched the animated Clerks series would know this.

moE’s the sort of dude that hits rock bottom and thinks, “I wonder if there’s oil down further.”

Fun fact; in much of the UK the term “fag” means a cigarette

“I use the word ‘faggot’ to call people ‘retards,’”

eh no but yes

crisis core is better, yep!

No hyperbole, no bullshit.

Dirge of Cerberus is one of my all-time favorite PS2 titles....but I’m the weirdo that feels Crisis Core is infinitely better than FFVII.

This is not correct, in any way. Assuming you ignore DS3, Manus is the most likely candidate for the Pygmy. If you involve DS3, then there are 8 Pygmy Kings and furtive Pygmy refers to the entire race.

From a lore perspective, Bed is whatever remains of the Witch of Izalith, a powerful figure in the Dark Souls universe, and the two orbs are her daughters who have been converted into power sources for the Bed.

^^^^ THIS. PLEASE.

JUST RELEASE THE SWITCH SEIKEN DENSETSU PACK IN THE WEST, S-E!!!

Please watch my video next week for a snippy linguistic assessment of H’aanit’s dialogue :-D

It *absolutely* scales. I’m about 25 hours in, myself. I played all of the prologues separately (like an idiot (please: don’t do it that way)) and then started a real game, and yeah, the boss of one character’s prologue is definitely twice as hard with two party members, three times as hard with three party members,…

My husband was commenting on this while playing the demo, and it really made me wish the structure of the game was a bit more like another Square classic: Seiken Densetsu 3. You could choose your entire party and their stories would overlap. Some were obviously built to work off of each other (Hawk/Lise, for…

I was wondering about this from the demo. I’ve recruited two characters, and it was a little weird that during the second character’s intro the first character was just there as an extra combat hand.

Yes, it’s a tough dilemma, but something like SaGa Frontier handled structure way better. That game was also divided into different stories for each character (7 instead of 8) but instead of having to bounce between sections of each character’s story, you’d play one at a time. And each character had their own specific…

After being pestered by everyone I know to play the Witcher 3, I finally gave in and started it.

It’s because millennials don’t have Saturday morning cartoons.  You can’t eat cereal without cartoons.  

As a millenial, I eat cereal whenever the fuck I want. LIKE RIGHT NOW *CRONCH* >:I