Way more than enough for a fresh Lincoln. They keep getting newer and newer and I stay the same.

You're not alone, I wear a full-face everyday. Sometimes when I'm schlubbing at home too, mostly because I just want to experiment or do a post for my beauty blog. I'm actually a little jealous of women who can still look like they're wearing some makeup when they're not. For me, I need to wear at least some…

i also religiously wear a full face and i thought it was weird to encounter an article full of women who never wear it

I wear makeup every day (not schlubby at home days, obvs) and I did not previously believe myself to be unusual in that, and yet somehow this whole series has been populated by women who wear almost no makeup on the regular. I feel like I must be a unicorn. But since I had no idea that I was alone in makeup wearing,…

I have had grown adults throw tantrums because we wouldn't take photos of them serving the homeless people, nor would we let them photograph the clients. We have a designated group of our regular volunteers who would walk through the meal line up for photographs - and even them, only their hands were photographed.…

I also rewrite songs for my dog's name. Sometimes I make up new songs for her too. Mostly it's to distract her so she won't keep barking at the neighbors, as she is always interested when she hears her name, but the songs definitely get a little strange sometimes.

I do this with my dog. I put his name and any dog-related words I can think of into songs and sing them to him. I sing along to TV theme music, too, and substitute the words with his name and other dog-related words (wag, tail, woof, etc.), or I'll just make up words if the music is just a word-less tune.

I posted this elsewhere, but my dog's name is Izzy, so I have a blast with "Fancy" because I get to go "Who dog, who dog, I-Z-Z-Y."

Inserting my cat's name into songs that I'm singing along to. "All The Scouty ladies! All the Scouty ladies!" "My Scoutaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun!" "Last Scout. Last Scout. For Scooooout." And since Kate Bush was mentioned, "Running up that Scout! Running up that Scooooout. With no Scoutleemmms"

Oh, the joys of solitary smoking. I haven't had one in twenty years. I used to start the day by making a double espresso on the stove and smoking a cig. It was glorious. Smoking while driving alone, smoking while talking on the phone, smoking while playing guitar, smoking while sitting on your front steps and…

My first boyfriend (after I had been independent and single for years) told me while we were cuddling once, "See? Isn't this better than being independent?"

This is like, the ur-example of what "privilege" actually is and I will draw on it forevermore.

am I the only one impressed by the lack of major spillage? Like this guy had his displacement volume figured out!

That turtle pooped in that water.

Yeah for you! My grandmother was a social worker, as are some of my thoughts awesomest friends. Thank you for doing what you do! But yes, we need the liberal arts courses to teach us empathy (as another wise poster stated) and how to understand the people around us.

Your dad's friends like Pavement? Your dad's friends are cooler than my dad's friends.

As a history teacher this makes me shake with rage. Fox commentators thinking history doesn't matter because they get bummed out having to think about slavery and the extermination of Native Americans is textbook white privilege.

As a curly-haired girl I can attest that not using them on my hair has made it much shinier and less frizzy. It's not a matter of them being unsafe, just that they don't agree with my hair. (co-washing forever!!!!!!)

Football players being assholes? That's just as surprising as frat boys who are sexist sociopaths.

Kick them out, and hopefully no one else give them another scholarship.