32, 195lbs, we gross more than that, 3 kids, 1 dog, 3 chickens (because we’re fucking hipsters like that), 1 manual Toyota Matrix (bought used) and one automatic Mercedes R350 (also bought used). So yeah, I guess I'm sorry Mergio...

This. Car enthusiasts are the worst hypocrites. They whine constantly about how nobody makes manuals, but they largely buy Camrys and CR-Vs.  The mavericks who “live in the fast lane” actually drive CVT WRXs.

No one is buying new cars with manuals. We are great at mouthing off, but none of us actually vote with our wallets. I could have bought a brand new Cayman S with a manual, but I didn’t.

Ha! 41, 165 lbs, well... you got the income about right; too uninterested in picking up dog shit and boarding it during travel not to have a dog, too ugly to have a wife or kids... aw, now you made me feel bad.

29, 6'5", 210, $48,000 1 kid and 2 dogs. 

Two seat, mid engine, crossover with terrible handling. I’d buy it.

Guessing he’s single with no kids, has a gambling problem, a cocaine habit, and only dates strippers and hairdressers. A true connoisseur of only the finest things.

First, you should go and work really hard something that no one else has ever been able to do. Then when you are really close to achieving your goals have someone try to F it all up for you. Then you would know how it feels for Mr. Musk. But you would of course have to work really hard on something first so you will…

It feels good to get got. 

I like to think my tone transcends irony and rewards only the deep thinkers. 

He’s not saying he failed or should quit, there comes a time to hand it off for the next phase. He has plenty of other interests that could use his dedicated passion. Manufacturing bottlenecks don’t seem like they are “Musk-worthy”.

So much this. Many dozens of this. Multitudes.

I read somewhere that the Queen likes bright colors for two reasons, 1) to project an air of sunny cheerfulness when she’s attending something not somber, and 2) she knows she’s always surrounded by hundreds, if not thousands, and people want to see her, and she’s relatively small, so she wants to stand out.

Yeah, how dare these rich arrogant fucks dare challenge the corporate oligarchs that rule the US by providing cheap easy access to the internet to everyone for cheap. How evil! I mean it isn’t like the problem is easily solvable. The company itself must be able to track the satellites, so plotting paths and preventing…

We don’t have an FCC that would go against any company that’s willing to drop a few pesos in the tip jar and give a certain senior commissioner a “gift” to commemorate the occasion. Pay attention, you live in Trump’s America, now.

That’s a problem because the FCC never greenlighted the project, saying the experimental satellites are dangerous. If confirmed, it would mark the first known time in history that unauthorized satellites have been placed in space.

The company’s CEO and founder:

As far as we currently know Alpha, Beta, and Proxima Centauri are the three stars in a trinary system (I say as far as we know because there’s a chance that only Alpha and Beta Centauri are gravitationally linked and Proxima is just passing by). In that case, Proxima Centauri is one of the three stars that creates the…

When Proxima b sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending you. They’re not sending you. They’re sending aliens that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good aliens.