Wouldn’t a 2-4-2 configuration mean you are less likely to get a middle seat?  (As opposed to a 3-3-3.)

Every once in awhile a comment like yours gives me the opportunity to post this (thank you):

The tendon is often replaced with one from a cadaver. Which means Quinn Cook might miss next season too.

I understand the frustration that can build up between BOH and FOH over the pay gap, but just remember that the rich want us fighting over scraps with each other while they continue to stagnant wage increases, pass right to work laws, and otherwise keep all of us working at a grind to nowhere. I’m happy to tip out BOH.…

Man. *pours one out for your Salty advice*

Take away the money and this could all be on COPS.

Kate’s goulash recipe reminded me of her paprikash recipe which is very easy and very good.

Republicanism is like a dozen donuts on a table where a rich guy, a poor white guy, and a poor black guy are sitting. The rich guy comes, takes 11 donuts, then says to the poor white guy “that black guy wants your donut!”

Finding the Mustang II "amenable" is a sign of mental illness. 

Maybe you should trim that down a bit.

Your mom's probably resigned herself to disappointment by now.

I came here for a argument, but I’ll settle for an discussion.

Myriads of us learned it that way.

Too soon.

If this isn't CotD we're burning this place down.

David, have you made an offer on the Jeep, yet?

Go fuck yourself. 

Here’s a handy guide:

“Have a star, you fuckwit”.

“KT MAGEE WILL YOU DO AN AMA?”

YA SURE I WILL DO AN AMA! I KICKBOX ALL THE TIME, DROP THE FUCKING HAMMER ON ALL YOU FUCKING HATERZ!

OH YOU MEAN AN ASK ME ANY OLD SHIT?

FUCK YEAH LET’S DO THIS!

BUT I JUST PROVIDE THE ANSWERS BEFORE YOU BITCHASS NOLIFERZ EVEN ASK ME!

FUCK YES I AM EATING THAT CHEEZE ON A YACHT OFF THE…