Only if it was built in 1938.

That's sort of the whole concept of concept cars.

You’re my kind of asshole.

She was definitely up to be a DD.

Reliability was great, though.

Worst ride I had all year?

I just dropped my monitor and broke the stand.

Oh, cool. Another shitty gadget to clutter up a cabinet.

Oh, cool. Another shitty gadget to clutter up a cabinet.

The best way to make a Thanksgiving turkey is to make a reservation at Huber’s.

Having this car fall off the jack while you’re working on it and slowly starving to death since your calls for help are fatally muffled by the bubble.

Having once lived in the Midwest, I would rather clap my dick between two bricks.

“enough to buy multiple decent houses in the midwest”

There's a pretentious ass associated with this article but I don't think it's Cooper.

Go fuck yourself. 

“dude Zukka she has a boyfriend, didn’t you know that?”

This is a really stupid item. 

This is a really stupid item. 

“While the morbid voyeurism that propelled the video to viral status remains unsettling,”

“poke many holes in it with a fork”

“The addict is not the only sick person in the relationship.”

I know, right?