“Can I ask my customer whether her spouse died?”

They've gone bad before they're bottled.

“Why can’t my dog sit just outside the restaurant patio?”

Stuffin’ Martha’s Muffin.

And yet, here you are.

When I was in my early 20's (long time ago) and newly married. For our 1st year anniversary, my then husband made reservations at Calhoun’s, a fancy steak place in Knoxville, Tn. I was working in quality control at a factory at that time, and was literally wearing a flannel shirt and ripped jeans (it was the fashion…

And such small portions.