My attention and efforts are focused on the participation in and preparation for a championship season:

Because going to bed is a surrender to tomorrow’s insignificant step in the soul sucking cycle of work, relationship management, and basic need fulfillment. We watch an episode more of Netflix than we should to fool ourselves into believing we have control.

It’s a fucking show dog, with fucking papers.

He’s not renting it shoes, dude. He’s not buying it a fucking beer.

So, I gotta ask..

Runny McRunface?

that “cheesy base line” is Filter’s Hey Man, Nice Shot from ‘95, but the score is interwoven with/around it. Most likely a modern remix (plus the guitar/vocals are there too).

“Robert E. Lee” came in second.

So does this make him more or less likely to be signed by the Cowboys?

Hey, remember when The Simpsons created a rich and textured satirical reality instead of taking lame, transparent digs at real-world people and institutions?

We don’t know each other, and I’m of limited inclination to give you my resume to convince you that I was always a person who was “doing the right thing and going somewhere.” But let’s suffice it to say that I have more degrees than most people, my only significant debt is my mortgage, and I had never gotten a B on a…

My grandfather got a tattoo at age 16... he got it in Korea when he lied about his age to join the Marines. So suck it, you generalizing queef.

I don’t let my children outside without chastity belts and welding masks, you can’t be to careful they just turned 4 and 5.

Sometimes pulling over for the cops can be a death sentence

People get tattoos for all sorts of reasons. Lots are lame. Some are religious, cultural, a memorial for a loved one, etc. The oldest mummies that still have intact skin — all are tattooed! It’s one of the few universal human traditions across all eras and continents... but sure, all tattooed people should die…

This dog whistling is making my ears bleed.

Came here for the victim blaming, hyperbolic, mildly racist comments. Leaving not disappointed, but disappointed.