Because in America cheap always trumps good. Why have a normal amount of something good when I can have lots of cheap crap?

LOL that was coincidental. I used to know Season 1 backwards and forwards but apparently need another binge. I only ever watched Seasons 1-4 because I’ve been a fan of Eccleston’s since Shallow Grave and Broadchurch put Tennant on my radar. I have seen no other Doctors and honestly, have little interest in doing so.

When I was losing weight from chronic illness, I was occasionally told “well, on the up side, you LOOK FANTASTIC!” 

Yes, it was all the same meal. 

Anyone who asks a window- or aisle-seated fellow passenger to swap for a middle seat is a piece of shit.

It’s become a weird hobby of mine to check comments on apparel ads on social media. A common trend is boasting size inclusivity followed by a string of comments reading “you don’t carry my size” and “or my size either.”

And then the second they’re profitable, they sell to Unilever and retire to Bali.

I discovered by accident that being the bigger person not only feels good because it’s right, but also because it drives the smaller person nuts. 

The meme about playing chess with pigeons.

Remember when he said Depeche Mode was the official band of the alt-right and Depeche Mode said WTF? There’s a vid out there of the punch over and over and over set to Just Can’t Get Enough. <3

GIGO.

Yes. 

Hmm. Almost like feminism as a marketing gimmick is just that.

A lot of internet fighting is not letting the other asshole have the last word. I’m guilty of it, too. It takes work but is also very freeing to behave as it doesn’t matter. Because it doesn’t. So what if mikeysgirl2008 thinks she one-upped me in an internet debate on whether Star Trek is better than Star Wars? It…

I wipe it no matter what so that people don’t think I’m gross. They don’t know how much I sweat or didn’t sweat on that thing and it makes them happy to see me make a wiping motion with a towel, so I do it. 

I once quit a gym because they wouldn’t do anything about the guy ... I don’t know, yelping or something on the treadmill. He’d hit a spot in his workout where’d literally yell “HUH HUH HUH HUH!!!!” over and over again for minutes. People would come in from the weight room because they thought someone was hurt.…

“I’M LIFTING TO FAILURE, BRAH!! Also, I never read nor has anyone told me that lifting to failure doesn’t mean until I’m incapable of holding the weight a second longer and must throw it on the floor immediately.”

As a society we seem to be getting less and less competent about using our words. 

Cell phone yappers. 

Agreed. God forbid employers just pay a fair wage in the first place.