Well the 49ers could use a good receiver, and we all know that Chip Kelly prefers Whites.

Eli was also taken aback when a team asked him to rate himself against former Giants DB Will Allen. But then it was explained to him that the combine is all about comparing Apples to Orangemen.

“The Falcons coach, one of the coaches, was like, ‘So do you like men?’ It was like the first thing he asked me. It was weird. I was just like, ‘no.’

The question really just came out wrong. What he meant to ask was:

(frustrated, crosses off question about gladiator movies)

Quinn continued by saying, “our organization is an equal opportunity employer; all of our players have an equal opportunity to horrendously fuck up come playoffs time.”

Shots fired.

“Capt Balderrama: McClendon went left of center traveling at a high rate of speed, collided into bridge wall, car engulfed in flames @NewsOK”

Obviously he’d noticed a series of microfractures within the Knicks organization.

I dunno man, people who recline their seats are soulless monsters.

I have very bad hearing.

Why does every question confuse the absolute hell out of Marchman for a solid 10 seconds?

My boyfriend. And he gets testy when I respond to “Rogan had a scientist on who said...” with “define scientist.”

Chu!

Yep.

AHEM I THINK YOU FORGOT TO ANALYZE SOMETHING

“I CAN’T WAIT!”

Not to be outdone, Adrian Peterson declared his love for Ipswich Town.

Yeah, but LaTroy Hawkins made his $47,462,500 at $14.00/hour.