“Those people are bananas!”

this comment is an extremely artful humblebrag. bravo, sir.

I think we’ve reached the end of the road with these Emmitt Smith jokes.

Looks like a madden glitch.

Rugby does this, the “penalty try,” and it really helps clean up play near the try line.

If there’s anything Simmons is capable of, it’s trying the same thing over and over again until he gets the response he’s looking for.

I'm sure some part of him was talking to Jay. For a star wideout not to have some conversation with his quarterback is borderline insane.

Have to give the Chinese credit for trying to reverse human trafficking, since they are spending all of their cash.

My apologies. We’ve gotten a ton of pissy emails from people who misread that future Deadcasts will have Funbag supplements, and didn’t understand that the print Funbag will still exist.

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So you can comment, but you can’t read well enough to understand that the Funbag isn’t going anywhere?

And, OMG these people, if you are part of a couple and you book an aisle seat and a window seat in the hopes that no one takes the middle and then someone sits in the middle seat and you don’t offer to switch and instead hold whole conversations over middle’s head YOU ARE MONSTER PEOPLE.

I’m pretty sure that’s just his instruction to the artist.

I don’t understand why Columbus needs two professional football teams.

At -9, the Flames must be worried about his defense to.

FUCK

Before you ever start drinking, make sure you know exactly how many you’re going to have

Your argument is persuasive, but that is still a child’s hoop in the photo.

ACTUALLY it’s more like Bernie’s backyard, as he grew up there. She’s part of the gentrification wave ;)

There’s a good chance he never even plays for Chelsea in fairness.