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“God taunts Seahawks fans at Arizona show”

He doesn’t want people to know that as the owner of Arsenal, he is incapable of actually going #1 or #2.

This never happened when Brett Favre was quarterback! No tablets were available because he’d ingested them all.

How is this not easy to predict? Reigns will win this Tournament because Vince loves him. Deserving or not but that is sadly the future of the WWE for a while...

Apparently Phil Mickelson did all that work for nothing then...

Is there something wrong with him saying that? I mean tits are pretty awesome....

What’s weird about it is that they can’t tell him that it’s right there. It’s not about the cookies.

7.

What the fuck would Curt Schilling know about completed games?

It was the right decision to let him start the 9th.

I have no qualms with them getting out of the pop culture business, I just hope they decide to return to the sports business.

Every time I think Simmons can’t be more of a douche, he proves me wrong. Every damned time.

“How Grantland died”

“Dead Eyes, Full Bellies, Can’t lose.”

Franz Ferdinand has seen worse Black Hands.

I MISS THE JESELNIK OFFENSIVE! There, I said it.

“I’m not racist. Some of my best friends are Black...for Halloween.”

“Wished death upon Bears employees’ children”