You Patriots fans can’t be cirrus.

Is it worse than calling something “new hip Gretchen Wieneresque” in your mind?

Your comment is butt.

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That headline should be read by Emmitt Smith for Deadspin: the Audio Book. For sure.

“Dining with Dogs,” huh? I think I saw that movie. Linda Lovelace was in it.

I like that you specified it was TV vs the player himself... Favre did his own thing, but that narrative became over the course of 3hrs became painful. It was weird because somehow throwing for a bunch of TD’s was equivalent to being triumphant in his grief (joy!)...which would thus imply that if he threw a bunch of…

I love ghost stories and Halloween, but hauntings and stuff as much as I want to believe in, just aren’t believable. In fact I just recently read that the reason why most ghost stories and sightings revolve around the middle 1800’s and the Victorian era, is because of carbon monoxide poisoning from indoor lamps.…

This is kind of like the opposite of the Cowboys this week, where the GM had to keep Greg Hardy from cutting a coach.

There’s no telling what Irsay will do when he sobers up and sees he’s in charge.

I have no idea how much ESPN fantasy guru Matthew Berry gets paid, but it probably isn’t enough given that he is very much the backbone of the biggest sports website in the world

I discovered this today, and it sounds brilliant.

He went on to add:

And yet, he had no issue taking a complimentary car from a place calling itself Kunes.

Look up, you’re missing the joke. (Although I agree with everything you said.)

I agree 100% with you. Any child under 5 shouldn’t be at most major events. They don’t care, enjoy or even know what they’re supposed to be doing there. They eventually become a nuisance to everyone and the parents have to give the “watyagonnado” shrug look and we all have to be nice. Fuck bringing kids to anything.

Seriously though, who brings a baby to a game?

Depends on how you define success. Working that much is a choice, not a mnadate.

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