“In Her Shoes” was very good; Cameron Diaz has done other serious movies but in terms of dramedy chops...that’s the most enjoyable thing she was in where her sex appeal was an afterthought.

“I thought what if it’s all over the room? ... I put it underneath the rug. Imagine how happy that person was!”

I’m all for a gay woman being in charge, (Go Seattle!) but I’m kinda over the whole celebrity jumping in on the top level thing.

I know a lot of cisgay men who watch as well. It’s not just women.

I have a buddy who love to sport fish for muskie, and he does this because it attracts exactly the kind of women he’s in to. Gotta use the right bait, amirite

Jennifer Garner doesn’t get enough credit for playing the game. In one post she reminded people she’s single (on a night where she looked spectacular), promoted two of her projects, and showed that she can laugh at herself, making her super relatable. Ben Affleck never deserved her.

You know what they also need to ban? Fish. As in, literal fish. There are so, so many profile photos of men holding fish. Dear men: I am not interested in your cod.

I don’t know, allowing people to post pictures with their guns seems like a good way to quickly weed out the people I never, ever, ever, want to go with on a date.

They’ve been popping up together to alllllll kinda of events. *squee*

I noticed that, too!! *squeeeee*

No shade intended, but isn’t “to save the day” the job of pretty much every lead in a movie? Not sure why Matt Damon is singled out here- should be the producers/directors/writers only funding/hiring/writing wypipo as leads. I mean, Damon can suck it as far as I’m concerned, but thinking the criticism should be shared…

My mom is going to love this.

I just can’t believe we can put a man on the moon, but we haven’t developed a fucking flushable tampon. Get on it, science!! Tired of my landlord giving me the stink eye every time there’s a plumbing problem (it’s not me, he just thinks it is).

In my daydreams, Obama walks in, says “How about a nice Hawaiian Punch?” and decks him!

Just read that Nick Offerman tweet and honestly I have never been more turned on in my entire life. Verbally abusing the NRA might be my sexuality?

I 100% believe that the NRA knew what they were doing when they shared this .gif. They knew it’d piss us off so they can try and score a Fox News segment calling us all snowflakes or whatever.

*They’ve boned since winning gold, with medals around their necks.

Not to be cynical, but after 20 years...

My (and probably a million other peoples’) theory: They’ve fucked, but aren’t fucking now*.

This is why the Shibutani siblings had a lot of resistance growing up from trainers. They were repeatedly told to find other partners when they were younger because judges want to see the romance and passion that siblings can’t replicate (which is rightly so). But I do wonder that about these pairs that have skated…