I hope she has to curtsy to Meghan once she’s married to Harry.

Coquito, a Puerto Rican holiday drink very similar to Egg Nog, is vastly superior.

Customer service is 85% of the reason I keep my Twitter.

In other Barf Bag news:

Gosh, that dead soul (Ann Coulter) almost made me like her with how Grinch-y that statement was.

Isn’t Kylo the one who told her about her parents?

I’m surprised and disappointed by the amount of negative fan reaction, especially in comparison to TFA, which I also enjoyed but was a much more flawed film.

“Me too” says Mary of Nazareth .

Fear is the mind killer.

If Christie holds a needle to his neck and Boyega starts chanting the Litany you’ve basically got the opening of Dune right there.

Are you kidding me? Fuck at work? What is this, 2016?

If you want to know how much last night’s vote mattered witness how quickly Republicans scrambled to get everything Susan Collins wants back into their tax plan.

This is good news that Smith plans to run on her own merits, and I hope the DFL rallies around her. Amy Klobachar, too. The two points Clinton margin doesn’t really worry me because in an apocolyptic year where Democrats lost almost every close state, they still didn’t lose Minnesota. That doesn’t mean Minnesota is a…

This is how you turn a shit sandwich into a hotdish!

this is why i haven’t gotten married.

One of the best subplots here is that if that asshole Bannon hadn’t supported Moore and helped him win over Strange, there’s a good chance this seat would still be in Republican hands because there wouldn’t have been the baggage with Strange that helped Jones win tonight.

Yes: Hurray for our African-American brothers and sisters who turned out to vote for Jones and against Moore!

Thank the 97% of black women voters.

i kept watching the NYT feed, which was just basically a constant “WAIT FOR IT”...

Congratulations Alabama!