I hope she has to curtsy to Meghan once she’s married to Harry.

Coquito, a Puerto Rican holiday drink very similar to Egg Nog, is vastly superior.

Customer service is 85% of the reason I keep my Twitter.

In other Barf Bag news:

Gosh, that dead soul (Ann Coulter) almost made me like her with how Grinch-y that statement was.

“Me too” says Mary of Nazareth .

Are you kidding me? Fuck at work? What is this, 2016?

If you want to know how much last night’s vote mattered witness how quickly Republicans scrambled to get everything Susan Collins wants back into their tax plan.

This is good news that Smith plans to run on her own merits, and I hope the DFL rallies around her. Amy Klobachar, too. The two points Clinton margin doesn’t really worry me because in an apocolyptic year where Democrats lost almost every close state, they still didn’t lose Minnesota. That doesn’t mean Minnesota is a…

This is how you turn a shit sandwich into a hotdish!

this is why i haven’t gotten married.

One of the best subplots here is that if that asshole Bannon hadn’t supported Moore and helped him win over Strange, there’s a good chance this seat would still be in Republican hands because there wouldn’t have been the baggage with Strange that helped Jones win tonight.

Yes: Hurray for our African-American brothers and sisters who turned out to vote for Jones and against Moore!

Thank the 97% of black women voters.

Also, huge shout out and props to the black community for coming out to vote. Turnout in majority African American counties was very high compared to expected averages. Doug Jones had better remember that!

Huzzah for meeting some basic level of human decency in Alabama.

Alabama shows it has a tiny amount of basic human decency left by not electing a child molester to the Sentate by the thinnest of margins.

i kept watching the NYT feed, which was just basically a constant “WAIT FOR IT”...

Congratulations Alabama!

Birmingham swooping in for the save. I felt tears in my eyes when I saw it.