I feel like, at this point, Twitter should shut itself down out of public necessity or some shit.

No, she didn’t. She advocated a no fly zone, which would have prevented the gas attack in the first place. And Russia would have gone along with it because Hillary’s a much stronger leader than Obama was.

First, I agree there are many cringe worthy moments in this film.

It was pretty obvious that they broke up and never got back together. They briefly showed them again in Dogma and it showed that Holden and Alyssa didn’t get together but Hooper and Banky did. Looking at that part now, it plays up the riff of well he hates gays so he must be gay. Which I don’t like. At the same time,…

Banky agrees to it, but I always got the feeling from subtext before and after that moment that he agreed to it partially because he was interested.

I also still like this movie, mostly for the nostalgia factor. It did have that sort of “Reality Bites”, canned wannabe progressive feel, even then. But one scene that I really liked and that really felt real to me was when she was describing her new love interest to her lesbian friends and they start freaking out on…

There IS actually a stateside variant called Vasalgel that’s currently being developed by a nonprofit outfit called the Parsemus Foundation. They’ve done successful testing on rabbits, primates (and dogs, if I remember right). They’re aiming to start small clinical trials next year.

That’s because I used to say, “I’m going over to Julie’s,” and then I walked over to Julie’s. If I were a kid right now, my mom would have to phone Julie’s mom and schedule something three weeks out, between flute and tennis, and my mom would take me the quarter of a block to Julie’s and not leave while I had a…

PREACH

I tried to do my thank you cards. I really did. I wrote, like, half of them during the honeymoon. And then they never made it into my luggage and stayed in Hawaii. The thought of redoing all the effort was just so demoralizing, I never got them done. And it’s not like my husband ever volunteered to help out.

There…

I’ll go one further. No need for wedding gifts, and if you do give one, no need for a thank you card. Because fuck thank you cards, man.

I took a heterosexism class and mentioned in a paper these “friendship gift taxes” that some people collect through performance of life “milestones” and others never do.

wow I can’t believe my coworkers didn’t tell me we have a vineyard

There’s a difference between the makeup you need to be on camera (think a male news anchor) and a woman who is made up (the whole shebang).

I’m not sure if I’m relieved or terrified that the Republicans running our government are so incompetent that their evil health care “replacement” died in 17 days.

You win a cookie, because this is literally it.

Of course they hate Obamacare. But they lurvs them some ACA.

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It’s not going to take long for people to realize this simple fact. Republicans suck at governing. They’re excellent at throwing tantrums though.

It’s not going to take long for people to realize this simple fact. Republicans suck at governing. They’re excellent at throwing tantrums though.

Yeah, no they aren’t.