Funny how we could go back a year or two on this site and find articles praising Schumer with lots of agreement in the comments. Then she makes a comment that seems well-intentioned albeit not ex pressed welland suddenly everyone here dislikes her. It seems pretty obvious she’s trying to say she has an unfair…

thanks for the reasonableness

He is the only man who has looked at her and values her for who she is. I mean okay maybe Jamie, but he had to come around to that.

his goofy little smile at her in that last gif. slays me. so cute.

There once was a girl from Nantucket
with talent as deep as a bucket.
She tried to “sound black”
and wrote songs like a hack
so they gave her a Grammy when they should have said “Fuck it.”

OK. I’ll give you that. And not the strong shit Hillary did. Cliche flotus stuff.

I want to take this time to officially endorse President Obama’s official endorsement of Hillary Clinton.

I said the same over on Gawker...

I'm seeing, much to my shocked incredulity, that people do not see how fucking brilliant this is.

“It looks like this is your democratic nominee” —- is that the best you can do, Jezebel? This is the FIRST WOMAN NOMINEE OF A MAJOR POLITICAL PARTY! How about a little enthusiasm for this major event in your nation’s history?

It’s the guy’s father. The father is understandably on his son’s side.

What kind of impact has this arrangement had on your marriage? Not judging - I'm a social worker and I realize there are a TON of perfectly good ways to raise a kid. I'm just genuinely curious.

Well, the labor participation rate in the U.S. has been hovering around 62% for a while, so this means that Sanders donors are more likely than the average American citizen (16 years or older) to be in the workforce. Which makes sense, since they have money to donate. I don’t know if we can really draw many broad…

I don’t think he was targeting women so much as a woman in particular as evidenced by her name specifically being on his list. This guy seems like he has an ax to grind with specific individuals especially since the person he went to the most trouble to kill, Klug (flying cross-country), is male.

Wait, what about Margaret Atwood? I’m confused.

This will be useless until they can honestly reflect the people on there that I’ve dated. “Not over his ex”; “Adorable corny joke-teller”; “Sociopathic traits”; “Financially stable”; “Man-child”; “Boring lawyer”; “Eh... he’ll do” would be far more helpful.

Or maybe the symbiote is just growing old and, soon, will have to abandon Trump to plant eggs on the heads of others before its lifespan ends.

Scientific workplaces are really, really genuinely weird in this respect. I kind of love it.

Nope. The best diet remains “the basics, but otherwise whatever you like, in moderation, barring legitimate medical reasons.” Everything else is bullshit designed to make you feel superior to other humans (and to pay out the nose for the privilege).