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I dated a guy who wouldn’t let me sit on his bed if I had taken the subway over, because he didn’t want subway germs from my pants on his duvet. Weirdo. May he fall hopelessly in love with a woman who sits in short shorts on the subway

I just want to know where the batshit idea that Omar shared info with Iran came from. I could probably find it if I went down a rabbit hole, but I care about myself and my search history way too much for that. Why are people just making shit up now?

I also think Allen basically built her career so in her mind it’s like biting the hand that fed you. His pretentious films convinced us that her wooden acting was smart and sultry, which she’s been running with ever since. If the gimmick works, why pull the curtain back?

It’s probably a good time to stop asking Scarlett Johansson any questions about anything. She’s been famous since she was in her teens, and she’s basically been saying really dumb stuff at every opportunity for the entirely of that span. She’s not going to evolve. She’s not going to grow. She’s always going to be good…

It would be a lot less infuriating if people like Johannson and Degeneres didn’t try to twist their continued friendships with people who have done shitty things as some sort of brave or morally courageous stance. The simple fact of the matter is you like someone personally for whatever reason, and don’t want to…

She's barely 24. her brain isn't even fully developed yet. Fuck you, victim blaming POS.

Wow ok so you can only be a victim if you maintain a determined-by-others sense of respectability. Sure 

You know it had to be really bad for white people to submit complaints.

Did anyone else have the same change of moods just reading the title?

I’d say that he’s a little more than tangentially involved, but ok.

Yeah, it seems weird to treat his relationship to Dylan as nearly an aside.

It seems pretty clear to me that in the course of reporting the Weinstein story - which was presumably first a piece for NBC TV, which by necessity morphed into a print article when it moved to The New Yorker - a second story started to emerge. It’s literally in the title of this book, “Catch & Kill.” Killing Farrow’s…

Number one rule of book reviewing: Review the book in front of you, not the book you fantasize about reading.

Can we replace raw eggs with eggs Florentine or scrambled eggs & baby potatoes with cheese or sunnyside up eggs with toasted English muffins? If yes then my single ass will live forever bitches bwahaha!!! Winning!!!