Another Pulitzer Prize winning post!

Yogurt is meant to be an ingredient in a broader dish or as the primary constituent of a side dip. The “yogurt for breakfast” thing is almost as weird as cold cereal for breakfast. Americans suck at eating.

Greek yogurt (always whole fat, plain) with a pear cut up into it and some pumpkins seeds... divine. This is my new favorite breakfast. 

I was wondering why yuou kept misspelling Danone in the article, but apparently they rebranded for the US just so y’all didn’t pronunce it wrong ^^

“...their...”

Wouldn’t be wonderful if we had a system of health care that people wouldn’t have to depend on the kindness of strangers?

he should’ve finished his meal instead of marrying it.

Bye sharon. May you just remain a faint memory about the time mtv had a reality show about your shitty family and nothing more

I literally found the site and return to it for the celeb gossip. I shouldn’t, and I like the idea of celeb gossip and my interest in it dying. But I’m with you. The Pot here is calling the kettle names.

Honestly, I like the anti-gossip approach. People shouldn’t give up their privacy just because they sing or act or look good in a swimsuit, or because of who their parents were. If somebody’s abusive or a criminal, okay, that’s valid news, but if it’s just “she’s put on weight” or “he broke up with his girlfriend,”…

Yes, this will be the new "I was hacked" excuse. 

A serious question: in addition to criminal harassment, is she also creating and distributing child pornography? Like, the nude bodies depicted belong to people over 18, but the intention is to create pornography of a child. It’s a facsimile of a child, but the intention is for that facsimile to be indistinguishable…

This writer is jealous of their traffic and clicks.

Does this whole article come off as annoyed that benign stuff as opposed to dirt is being reported? Celebrities have money, but are also just people. Maybe it’s ok not to tear them apart always. Sometimes sure when they start a church or try to convince people to buy diarrhea tea go for it.

Yes - he’s just completely shallow and I don’t know if he’s sober now, but for years (decades?) had big substance abuse problems, which isn’t going to help you make mature, grounded decisions based on any form of respect for others.

Oh yeah and of course his body will stay in perfect shape for all time. Yup. 

I remember, one million years ago watching an episode of KUWTK where Scott was complaining that Kourtney’s body wasn’t the same after she had kids. He said something about being insanely attracted to her tight body when they met and missing that.

I think his issues are that he’s extremely shallow and that he doesn’t…

It’s always the potato-faced motherfuckers.

I had to look up both of these individuals, and found them in the dictionary next to “shallow”. 

Father is just another word for motherfucker.