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That “fun fact” about Tina Knowles in not fun at all! She and her own siblings have different last names because racists couldn’t be bothered to spell their names correctly, or even give black people birth certificates? Not fun at all. 

If these two complete assholes can’t make it work, what hope do the rest of us have?

Jesus. Did Angelina Jolie’s lips get their own credit? 

I enjoyed this movie a lot when it came out. The only part I remember now is when the dude commits to hacking as a way of life, he spraypaints camouflage on his keyboard.

The group of hackers, too, are more diverse than, say, Cher Horowitz’s Clueless crew

*snickers*

I misread that as “a big snowboarding moment” and suddenly I’m puzzled how we made it through the aughts without a ski hill rom-com about an uptight downhill skier falling for a goofy snowboarder.

“Politics, they say, is show business for ugly people. The real question is who writes the scripts and produces the acts. You are governed by the theater geeks from high school, who went on to make it big booking guests on the talk shows,” Gaetz writes. “Ignore them and they’ll ignore you, and you’ll go nowhere fast.

This makes my heart hurt for Cassie. Too many women live through shit like this.

I think AV Club has done a whole inventory list on the subject of grand “romantic” gestures in pop culture that would be anything but romantic in real life.  Most rational adults get that those things aren’t realistic/something to emulate, but there definitely seem to be some people who saw those sorts of things and

I broke up with The Bachelor for Colton’s season because I thought he was such a terrible pick. On his home visit, he said that he his mommy had to nurse him back to health after his last breakup. It was described in such a way that was a major red flag. Combined with the pedestal he placed his virginity, this man was

Oh, I actually do think some of them are legitimately concerned (in their own heads/way at least), but it’s become something of a new-age “Satanic panic” thing where they’re so overwhelmed by (usually false) information and anxiety that the only way to exercise some sort of “control” is to go into panic mode and start

Every time the Eastern part of my State of WA cries out to secede I say “Go for it!”. Western WA has been paying the bills for decades and listening to Eastern WA whine about being stepped on.

Knowing that everything is so scripted on these shows is what makes them all run together in my mind, and I don’t enjoy them*.

900 pages!?  Good lord, doesn’t she have an editor?

We always knew most of the characters in the Harry Potter books were really about her own insecurities and grudges.

A transvestite serial killer plot would get you laughed out of any creative writing class.

Yes, the pregnant body CAN carry the bump, but maternity clothes are designed with those elastic supportive panels because they are comfortable. I didn’t think this was “shapewear” I figured it was for comfort.
Kim had two miserable pregnancies and Chrissy is on her third. They do know what they’re talking about. I’m

Have you ever been pregnant? Wearing tight (not compressive, but tight) leggings and undergarments has been the only way I feel comfortable during pregnancy. Kim K is far from the first to offer items like these bc there’s plenty of demand for them.