When I was in college, one of my friends was incredible at ping-pong, and none of us could figure out how or why he was so good. He was a big athletic dude, but it turned out that he had degenerative hips and needed a serious surgery while he was in high school. For about a year he could barely walk or move, but he…

Meanwhile, on the other side of the pool...

What everybody forgets is that the drug testing is for the athletes. They want to make sure nothing harmful gets in their bodies. Now as for you clean athletes, get in the water.