Ivanka: “Just think honey, Daddy’s blood is like pudding, all we need to do is wait a little longer, and you know, Daddy’s leaving the White House to me anyways.”

I take comfort in the obvious - Meghan McCain’s stylists hate her.

“...my biggest fear is ABC giving McCain her own show”

Blue Ivy’s great but she’s no

There's probably a very good reason she doesn't do many interviews. 

But should it be more like WORLDS BE BEST BOSS mug?

This is up there with Biden on Rudy, “Noun + verb + 9/11.”

And if you partition the real whipped cream out on parchment paper, you can freeze it for future use.

“...[Melania] Trump is a “fun” and engaged boss.”

Take your star.

I’m curious what lying sack of shit will replace this one.

Didn’t she say she was leaving last year? The only “holy shit” about it is that she wouldn’t leave like she was England and the White House was the EU.

Jesus, how long has this day been? And how the fuck has she put in 3 ½ years at the White House if he’s only been in office for 2 ½, and Spicer and that 11-day fool preceded her?

I hope I never have to see or hear her speak again. But sadly, I cannot fully be happy about this because somehow when one awful person leaves this administration, an EVEN WORSE person takes their place.

citation needed

“discount-bin Kennedy”... I nearly lost it in my cubicle.

I hear that she co-authored her thesis with world renowned Burp and Fart on TV specialist Dr Jennifer McCarthy of Singled Out University.

I have a deeply held personal belief that no matter how much Jessica Biel says she doesn’t want spying on her from her bedroom window, she really does want me to do that. It is nothing short of a travesty of justice that the Government would interfere in this deeply held personal belief of mine.

The most impressive part of the discussion was when Biel presented the findings of her research, done while she was in medical school.