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No, people who think they are cool because they don't read are the fucking worst.

perhaps Hugo Weaving is on some type of gay holiday?

you have solved Candy Crush.

It wouldn't be America if we didn't tell you what was wrong with your country and how to fix it.

so what? I've made dozens of games that nobody but me ever played and nobody will ever again.

So he's like the Gollum of video games?

PS; it's clearly referring to the meme, not the actual aerobatic maneuver