Well.

I dunno, man, I just watched Velvet Buzzsaw and now I believe everything rotten about the art world. 

Gay and trans folks are not safe in the countries run by the malevolently evil human shit known as Roman Catholics. 

American Roman Catholics are malignantly evil human shit. If you are an adult Catholic in this country, you’ve looked at (a) the child rape scandal, (b) massive funding for anti-gay legislation, (c) Catholic hospitals increasing maternal mortality rates, (d) a malevolently evil Supreme Court, then giggled and said,…

I teach in higher ed, where dress codes don’t exist. I legit don’t care what students show up looking like, as long as they show up and have their act together. The most I’ve done is tell students that maybe they want to not wear mesh shorts on the day they’re doing their research presentations, because I remember the…

White dreadlocks are the grossest hair and nobody should have to put up with that shit.

Oh, no, a Cuban woman acted like entitled trash and was totally incapable of caring about another immigrant’s experience?

I had a high school German teacher who had a thing for Wim Wenders; as a result, Bruno Ganz was, for me, the face of German film. Adolescent me identified with his angels in Der Himmel uber Berlin and In weiter Ferne, so nah!

Mm. My (freshman comp) students are starting peer review next week. Imma show them this, and put a bag of lollipops at the front of the room so they can get up, walk away,and find something else to focus on while their reviewer is thinking about their paper.

Uh, that’s not an actual documented exchange. That’s a “presumed” exchange, meaning it’s a joke made in the article by Jay Connor.

Conservative Christianity.

You forgot the Mormons. Plenty of room for the Mormons.

I liked the stupid-funny episode of Masters of Horror (“Deer Woman”) that he co-wrote with his dad. 

. . . is his shirt made out of a black GLAD garbage bag?

I couldn’t give less of a fuck about major league football, but I legit cried. HER PROUD LITTLE BABY HAIRS!

My second-hand cat was always free-fed just kibble by her previous owners, and it’s what I continued to do. I had a vet caution me that I should start feeding her wet food in case I ever had to give her meds in it.

I’m an English professor. Burn in hell, Marie Kondo.

Discovered that vagina dentata isn’t just a myth.

If they actually cared about stopping sexual abuse as well as respecting women and improving their lives, they’d leave the fucking Catholic Church.

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