As a fine connoisseur of trash, mostly horror trash, I always brighten up a little when I see Lillard in the lineup of whatever trash it is I’m about to embark on. He always works his ass off so hard that it’s genuinely a joy to watch him sell the stock they’ve handed him. (I have similar feelings about Jake Busey.)

Doctoral students generally also either assist with teaching or work as research assistants in faculty labs. I wonder what other work he may have been doing on campus that can have been potentially affected by him.

I am also uncomfortable with them being treated as adults, but there’s a genuine, and unfortunate, reason that may be the best option.

I liked that, even without being raised by Mulder, the kid still turned out to be a creeper.

So what good is a program like this if the people trained in it cannot seem to get hired by the company?

I only wish the doll were curvier

I feel that way every time a Jez poster falsely claims that Sean Penn bound and beat Madonna, or demands that Roman Polanski should be sent back to prison against his victim’s wishes.

. . . I’m not sure if a teenage girl texting you about sassiness is necessarily less worrying.

It means you’re integral to the coming of the singularity, you fool!

. . . are you under the impression that Tim Meadows played Barney the Dinosaur?

Watched it while drunk. It’s certainly . . . a movie.

I hope I can some day be as good as my Ma, who busts her ass to feed homeless folks every week. But she’s retired and I’m not, and I’ll settle for donating to this cause, now.

I would be way more enthusiastic about the potential Wayward Sisters spinoff if they hadn’t killed off the badass deaf chick in the Great Secondary Character Purge o’ 2017.

Remember when Elizabeth Smart was pushing legislation about sexual predators, Nancy Grace tried to make her talk about her own traumatic experience, and Smart shut that bitch down?

Do they play pinochle like we play spades?

Oh my god he looks just like Jim Anchower, the Onion columnist:

If most of the sex she has is as a porn star, then she’s probably used to really terrible sex.

Hey, remember when Melania Trump lied about her own immigration history to purposely harm other immigrants?

Way to dictate how other people interact with their own mental health.

For complicated reasons, I’ve only ever seen the movie dubbed in German. Almost literally all I remember is the kid pointing at F Murray Abraham and exclaiming, “Er hat Mozart ermordet!” At the time, it was possibly the most meta joke I’d ever seen in a movie, and it blew my mind.